Thanks largely to the efforts of one man (also a Matt, proving the Matt Collective is strong and mighty), RPG Maker is registered, and game-making can continue unhindered. Assuming I can ever get the Matt sprites looking right:
For those of you bidding on ads (thank you!), here's some advice to increase their productivity: Animate them. Make them catch the eye, but don't make 'em gaudy or obnoxious. I use an animated button of Lara in most of the ads I buy. Winged Girl + Animation = Click. You may want to target the button ads to the specific site you are going to be advertising. For example, if you were to advertise on a gaming comic's site, you'd want your ad to relate to gamers, or show your characters playing games, etc.
You may also want to emply subliminal messages.