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Fodi: The Forums => Off The Beaten Path => Topic started by: Lindsay on March 16, 2005, 08:15:39 PM
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You know, peeing is a great reminder of how wonderful life is. Life may suck & everything may go wrong, but all you have to do is pee to remember how good life is. Life may suck sometimes so much you wish you were little again when life was awesome & uncomplicated, but hey, you had no bladder control then. You wet the bed & yourself all the time, my friend. Just remember: life may suck, but at least you have bladder control. Never take for granted the gift of bladder control.
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You say that like I have bladder control now. :cry:
After having two kids, I fear sneezing.
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Wow, after having two kids, there shouldn't be anything hold that stuff in there. :shock:
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That's why I hate being the third child. I always got blamed for that. Nevermind the fact that twins came before me. I'm sure that they had nothing to do with it. Hmmph!
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That's why I hate being the third child. I always got blamed for that. Nevermind the fact that twins came before me. I'm sure that they had nothing to do with it. Hmmph!
Yep, probably after them your just dropped right one out, placenta and all. Probably had to duct tape you in to keep you in there from nine months.
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Hah. Yeah, pretty much... minus the duct taping part. I was 2 weeks late. Heh. I was supposed to be born between November 10-12. I decided I liked the 24th better. I wanted to be a turkey baby. :)
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That was a foul joke.
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Are you kidding? I had two 6-year-olds waiting for a human doll. They're lucky I entered the world as early as I did.
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No, I just couldn't resist the pun.
Puns are my achilles heel.
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No, I just couldn't resist the pun.
Puns are my achilles heel.
Can I shoot your pun now?