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Title: Hi David! I’m Dilly Diaper! Come here and play with me!
Post by: Lindsay on March 16, 2005, 08:15:39 PM
You know, peeing is a great reminder of how wonderful life is. Life may suck & everything may go wrong, but all you have to do is pee to remember how good life is. Life may suck sometimes so much you wish you were little again when life was awesome & uncomplicated, but hey, you had no bladder control then. You wet the bed & yourself all the time, my friend. Just remember: life may suck, but at least you have bladder control. Never take for granted the gift of bladder control.
Title: Hi David! I’m Dilly Diaper! Come here and play with me!
Post by: Dasha on March 16, 2005, 08:33:52 PM
You say that like I have bladder control now.  :cry:

After having two kids, I fear sneezing.
Title: Hi David! I’m Dilly Diaper! Come here and play with me!
Post by: The Dark Agent on March 21, 2005, 02:06:16 AM
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Wow, after having two kids, there shouldn't be anything hold that stuff in there. :shock:
Title: Hi David! I’m Dilly Diaper! Come here and play with me!
Post by: Lindsay on March 21, 2005, 04:44:47 AM
That's why I hate being the third child. I always got blamed for that. Nevermind the fact that twins came before me. I'm sure that they had nothing to do with it. Hmmph!
Title: Hi David! I’m Dilly Diaper! Come here and play with me!
Post by: The Dark Agent on March 21, 2005, 02:19:40 PM
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Quote from: "Lindsay"
That's why I hate being the third child. I always got blamed for that. Nevermind the fact that twins came before me. I'm sure that they had nothing to do with it. Hmmph!

Yep, probably after them your just dropped right one out, placenta and all.  Probably had to duct tape you in to keep you in there from nine months.
Title: Hi David! I’m Dilly Diaper! Come here and play with me!
Post by: Lindsay on March 21, 2005, 03:37:45 PM
Hah. Yeah, pretty much... minus the duct taping part. I was 2 weeks late. Heh. I was supposed to be born between November 10-12. I decided I liked the 24th better. I wanted to be a turkey baby. :)
Title: Hi David! I’m Dilly Diaper! Come here and play with me!
Post by: Matt on March 21, 2005, 04:43:45 PM
That was a foul joke.
Title: Hi David! I’m Dilly Diaper! Come here and play with me!
Post by: Lindsay on March 21, 2005, 05:03:44 PM
Are you kidding? I had two 6-year-olds waiting for a human doll. They're lucky I entered the world as early as I did.
Title: Hi David! I’m Dilly Diaper! Come here and play with me!
Post by: Matt on March 21, 2005, 05:22:26 PM
No, I just couldn't resist the pun.

Puns are my achilles heel.
Title: Hi David! I’m Dilly Diaper! Come here and play with me!
Post by: The Dark Agent on March 22, 2005, 12:43:10 AM
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Quote from: "Matt"
No, I just couldn't resist the pun.
Puns are my achilles heel.

Can I shoot your pun now?